So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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