Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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