we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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