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Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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