pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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