Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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