so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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