what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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