My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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