can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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