He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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