White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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