Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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