Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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