I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I deserve this hangover.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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