1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just pee around me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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