in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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