Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
jump out the window naked night went bad
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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