Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Ladies don't puke and tell
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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