You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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