Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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