i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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