North Korea, Best Korea!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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