it hurts more in the daytime
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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