I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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