Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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