If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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