no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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