Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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