I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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