if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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