Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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