Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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