That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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