well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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