They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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