I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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