dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
