I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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