shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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