Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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