Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just googled if crying burns calories
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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