Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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