i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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