She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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