Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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