my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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