Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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