My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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