Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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