who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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