dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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