the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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