so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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