She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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